I have some news. I wont sugarcoat it:
We have to kill KATE.
I know, a lot of you have been saying this for years. And I for one have always agreed with you. But I knew that, eventually, the Time would arrive. And that time is now staring me in the face. The good news: I am starting a really awesome job. There are a lot of opportunities in front of me. A life that I want. I’ll spare you the details, just trust me.
The bad news: We have to kill KATE, if Kate is ever going to get what she wants.
I am sure that most of you probably only know me as an aggressive and annoying alcoholic who takes nothing seriously, but I used to have dreams and goals once, just like you, granted I was still aggressive and annoying. I can’t really remember what happened, but time flies when you’re having fun.
I have been Online for a very Long Time, in every possible way. I started with a viral funny textpost Tumblr blog, I had my niche micro internet celebrity Vine Star era, I have been on Twitter since 2013. I have regretted almost all of it except for the wonderful people I have met and connections I have made. I have learned a lot, mostly useless information, but a lot nonetheless. Thank you for making me laugh and sharing your life with me and for allowing me to make you laugh and share my life with you too, even if I lied a lot. Thank you for letting me upset you too, and for your forgiveness, that was my favorite part.
I can never really “unplug” as a proto-iPad baby, it's just not in my nature, so I will still update my website sometimes and if you’re a friend you know where to find me.
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I am looking forward to sharing more with you and looking forward even more to sharing less with you.
As as a good friend (not kidding) of mine Mark McGrath likes to say:
Off the charts
But always
In our hearts!
Thank you for having fun with me.
Sincerely,
Kate